{"id":25836,"date":"2026-06-14T10:49:09","date_gmt":"2026-06-14T14:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/?p=25836"},"modified":"2026-06-14T11:07:43","modified_gmt":"2026-06-14T15:07:43","slug":"declining-donald-turns-80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/2026\/06\/14\/declining-donald-turns-80\/","title":{"rendered":"Declining Donald Turns 80, Celebrates with Downscale Gladiatorial Grift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 and it&#8217;s not going well.<\/p>\n<p>Raw Story: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/trump-birthday-2677038465\/\">&#8216;You&#8217;re aging fast&#8217;: Celebrities pummel Trump with scathing birthday wishes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Daily Mail: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.com\/news\/article-15886931\/donald-trump-turns-80.html\">The president kicks off his new decade with an over-the-top White House bash\u2026 as bruised hands and swollen ankles escalate health fears<\/a><\/p>\n<p>MSN: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/news\/insight\/trump-s-marine-one-stumble-fuels-fresh-health-scrutiny\/gm-GMB39CA228?gemSnapshotKey=GMB39CA228-snapshot-11&#038;ocid=emmx\">Trump&#8217;s Marine One stumble fuels fresh health scrutiny<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Guardian: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2026\/jun\/14\/white-house-ufc-fighters-crypto\">Trump&#8217;s cage match party \u2013 UFC to pay White House fighters in crypto issued by Trump company<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Robert Reich: <a href=\"https:\/\/robertreich.substack.com\/p\/sunday-thought-trumps-cage-match?utm_source=post-email-title&#038;publication_id=365422&#038;post_id=201625479&#038;utm_campaign=email-post-title&#038;isFreemail=true&#038;r=x584e&#038;triedRedirect=true&#038;utm_medium=email\">What Trump and his &#8220;manosphere&#8221; are trying to tell us with their public displays of testosterone<\/a><\/p>\n<p>DEVELOPING\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 and it&#8217;s not going well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25644,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25836"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25856,"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25836\/revisions\/25856"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluewire.news\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}